farmerinthedelll said: one of my friends tweeted something about the “hot dad demographic” once and I was like “YES, UM, YES”
fuck i love dilfs
like i can’t even explain it yes i can
they can be tender they have something important to love more than pussy and more than their job and they just don’t give as much of a fuck about little stuff
i just got super sprung for an amazing dilf once ok
fuck i love dilfs
sexy trainer offered to spot my benchpress today
i told him i didn’t need a spotter since i only added 10 pounds to the bar
so he was like “so add 10 more”
:)
and he just got back from the beach and i commented that he was really tan and he got all show-offy rolling up his sleeves
he is so super into me
he has a nice smile
and his musclesssss
FUCK
No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.
Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.
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It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.” I mean, it’s just true. (via tealeafprincess) (via oddpicturesoddpeople) |
So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people
Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
